{"product_id":"dont-kill-me-vintage-embroidered-hat","title":"Don't Kill Me! | Vintage embroidered hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.50 - 23.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.09\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003ePanel height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.83\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDON'T KILL ME Vintage CapPicture it. Half a health bar left, the boss is winding up something that looks extremely illegal, and you've got exactly one option: beg. Out loud. To a video game that does not care.Don't kill me. Don't kill me. DON'T KILL ME.It never works. You say it anyway. This is the hat for that exact energy, the official headwear of \"I was so close\" and \"okay that one was my fault\" and \"why is there a SECOND phase.\"Washed grey cotton, comfortably worn-in, with the words stitched white to red because by the third one you are not okay. Wear it to the next fight. It won't save you either, but you'll look great losing.The details 100% cotton twill, washed vintage finish, lightly distressed 6-panel unstructured low-profile build, 6 sewn eyelets Embroidered front text, white and red Black sweatband Adjustable antique-brass snap buckle Each cap distressed a little differently, so yours is one of one Care Spot clean with warm water and a little dish soap, no need to soak it. A soft brush handles the stubborn marks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Charcoal Grey","offer_id":49879581229285,"sku":"21250161394000012249","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2286\/2309\/files\/2831620936932592047_2048.jpg?v=1782167031","url":"https:\/\/babe2slittlecorner.myshopify.com\/products\/dont-kill-me-vintage-embroidered-hat","provider":"Babe2s Little Corner","version":"1.0","type":"link"}